Monthly Archives: July 2013

Snack Machines and Why I hate them

Ok first let me clarify that I don’t actually hate the machine, it’s what is in the machine that I hate, If I wanted something healthy in a snack I would bring a piece of fruit with me.. when I go to the snack machine, I want frosting, cake, chocolate or salty sweet.. candy bars, chips every kind of high fructose syrup laced item ever made to be but a button push away from the delicious goodness that I crave

When I quit smoking almost 10 years ago, it took about 3 years to get my taste buds back, now when I see that glorious junk food cabinet looming ever so close, Pavlovs dog would be ever so proud of me. So Mr. Snack Machine fillerupper person, when you come to replenish the crap that is the machine next month, you’ll see a very nice passive aggressive note from me suggesting that you take our all the crap noone EVER buys and replace with frosting covered honey buns, Twinkies, HoHo’s, Brownies and a wide selection of anything that may or may not be bad for me. I will decide.. now if you’ll excuse me, I need a frozen snickers bar and a Tab